twinkby:

kstruggles:

slavz:

Mom, Dad … I’m straight … but I’m only sexually attracted to my girlfriend after getting to know her… god I’m so glad I got that off my chest please don’t kick me out

Demisexual shaming. Such a lovely thing

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taliabobalia:

gynandromorph:

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

Ň̸̨͇͓͔̮̠̩̝̒͋̇̂̎͘Ȍ̵͚̻̝̗̝̆͘ ̸̧̘̮͕̯̟͆̀̆̔́͑͋S̶̜̘͉̒̈͝Ļ̸̡͚͙͕̭̈̆͗͒̌͠͝Ẹ̴̤̜̥͈̻͓̉̅͛̈́͗̈́́Ȇ̵͚̠̮̩̘̥̣̾ͅP̸̨̨̺̠͓̖̩̠̏ ̶͇̬̔ͅI̷̢͕̭̤͉͖͓̓͊̓̆̄̐̉N̸͈͇̾͐̈́̔̕ ̷̙̤̱͍͇͍͚̅̊͂̎̀͘C̴̼͍̘̤̣̖̐Ā̶̢̭͖̯̿P̷͖̠̫̤̍̈́̑̅̿I̴̧̻̻̅͂T̶̰̮̈́͌̚Á̴̡̡̛̞͓̾̂̉͋̄͘L̵̛̪̝̓̀̉̎͊̋I̶̢̢̼̱͇̟͆͒̒͜S̴̡̰͔͈̱̬̬͇͌̂͑̈́͘Ṃ̷͖̑̓͌

garfield-the-dealswarlock:

when someone forgets about the dnd session

bisexualjesse-mccree:

reblog if your blog is bisexual positive

ultimate-chimichanga:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking home from a party and there were clowns out so I had to pretend to be dead in a ditch and one of them started to eat my nose.

if staff decides to remove poster names this site is going to recede into a puddle of highly caustic, highly concentrated surrealism

andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

1dietcokeinacan:

mountaindulcimer:

bundyspooks:

From user eWilliam on Reddit: “A friend went for a walk the other night and saw this woman just standing on a roof.”

Antics

It Be Like That sometimes